Why having a party in the garden is not a good idea:

Here's a few reasons why your garden isn't that attractive after all:

  • Stings and bites cause tears.
  • Sitting in the sun for up to two hours is 
dangerous.
  • If it rains you have a LOT of 
rearranging to do.
    (Hint: We live in the UK where rain is the norm. The met office say the North West gets about 200 wet days a year. You just have to guess which of the days it won't rain.)
  • Wind is nobody's friend at a party.
  • My equipment is powered by electricity, which means running an extension cable form indoors. This causes a whole bunch of hazards in itself.